pixie led; kindling

[ostavil]

kindling

wintersoldier | 106

• Looking for:
  
  ∙ Friendships
  ∙ Short-term dating
  
  
  
• Orientation: straight
  
  
• Top ten:
  
  
  ∙ quiet
  ∙ books
  ∙ no prying questions
  ∙ running
  ∙ guns
  ∙ knives
  ∙ i
  ∙ don't
  ∙ know
  
  
• Favorites:
  
  I literally just wrote a top ten list.
  
  
• Self-summary: I was a soldier. For a long time. I probably relate more to your grandma than to you.
  
  
• Swipe right if: you're not gonna pry about my past
  
  
• Swipe left if: you're gonna be nosy about who i am past what i tell you.
  
  

from a code by killthecake • all icons by icons8

Swipe left:
<img src='https://gossiptoilet.dreamwidth.org/file/100x100/2674.png'>
Swipe right:
<img src='https://gossiptoilet.dreamwidth.org/file/100x100/2348.png'>

Comments

[diana_abel]

Well, my grandmother definitely didn't serve in WWII
But I did
Kind of. USO.

[ostavil]

How old are you exactly?

[diana_abel]

257
But you're not supposed to ask a lady that

[ostavil]

First person I've ever met that's older than me.

[diana_abel]

Okay
So how old are you?

[ostavil]

Says on the app. 106.

[diana_abel]

You're not a vampire, are ya?

[ostavil]

No, just biochemically enhanced.

[diana_abel]

Well, that's a relief!
Being a vampire sucks
...I did not intend that to be a pun

[ostavil]

I bet it isn't the first time you've made that pun.

[diana_abel]

Tragically...
No

[ostavil]

that’s terrible but I’ll allow it

[diana_abel]

Generous
IOU one bad unintentional pun

[ostavil]

does this IOU mean I get another pun?

[diana_abel]

Do you WANT another pun?
I can make that happen
Although it won't be unintentional

[ostavil]

I would definitely take another pun

[diana_abel]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger
And then it hit me

[ostavil]

Jesus.

[diana_abel]

I mean, you did open the door for it

[ostavil]

True. I did ask.

[diana_abel]

Maybe I can tell you another, sometime

[ostavil]

Maybe. The text line is open.

[diana_abel]

Commitment
I like that in a man

[ostavil]

What, the willingness to answer a text?

[diana_abel]

Dude
I swiped right for a reason :)

[ostavil]

Hey, I'm terrible at dating apps.I don't even know which direction to swipe half the time.

[diana_abel]

Right is the good one

[ostavil]

Uh huh. So left on the people who don't like puns, right on the people who do?

[diana_abel]

Now you're getting it!