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[ostavil]

Dates are where you bring a girl flowers and buy her dinner. Don’t they still do that here?

[evite]

i'm sure they do. in theory, anyway. i can't say i have any experience with that kind of thing.

[ostavil]

You haven't dated the right men, then.

[evite]

considering my track record is nazi, dead, dead, questionable disappearance, and then a big span of zero... i'd say you're probably right

[ostavil]

Hydra really is everywhere, aren't they? Sam told me to get Tinder. I don't know what that is.

[evite]

it's an app where people pretend they want a relationship but they really want a meaningless hookup they don't have to talk to ever again

[ostavil]

Not what I'd like, then. Besides,
I don't know what age to put. I was born in 1917.

[evite]

bucky barnes, 103
singlehandedly (haha) keeping just for men in business

though you could stand to rock a little salt and pepper, i think. some people are into that sort of thing.

[ostavil]

I don't really...age in the normal way. You'd probably be dead before I got any gray in my hair, just saying. Going to have to live with how I look now.

[evite]

you'd be surprised.

[ her mother was immortal. inhuman dna's weird that way. ]

[ostavil]

Would I really? Nothing surprises me anymore.

[evite]

guess you'll have to stick around to find out.

my target's moving. when's our date?

[ostavil]

Tomorrow at 7? You at least deserve one good date.

[evite]

i can do that.
i'm not putting you to bed at 10 pm, though. you'll have to hire your own nurse.

[ old man. ]

[ostavil]

( really? )

You're going to be the one who needs bed by ten when I'm done with you.

[evite]

wow, i didn't realize you were that quick. three hours for dinner and a good time?

[ostavil]

Is everything a joke to you?I was going to take you dancing. You'll be tired. From dancing.