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[evite]

Вы можете, если вы спросите приятно

[ the first russian she dated only taught her the dirty words. ]

[ostavil]

Call me and ask me out, then.

[evite]

i'm in the middle of a stakeout, bucky, now is not the time for a chat

[ostavil]

But plenty of time to torture me about sex? Got it.

Who are you staking out?

[evite]

it's a big gun. a girl has to entertain herself somehow.

[ be flattered that it made her think of him, okay. ]

some new age hydra fuckhead. rumor is he's selling accords lists to the highest bidder.

[ostavil]

( Flattered is definitely a word. )

Need any help? I love putting my fist in the face of HYDRA.

[evite]

i think i can handle the sniper rifle, but i won't turn down company if you're bored.
i'm sure we can find something to do.

[ostavil]

I was a sniper, you know. I like to think I was good.

[evite]

you can't come hang out if you're going to try and take the rifle from me. don't mansplain how to shoot.

[ostavil]

mansplain? does that mean a man who explains things?

[evite]

i think there's technically a little emphasis on over-explaining things that the woman in the scenario already knows, but basically, yes

[ostavil]

I've been alive since 1917, sometimes there's stuff I know.

( Let's take missing the point for 500, Alex. )

[evite]

uh huh
if you want to take me out to the gun range, we can talk about that. but i promise, i know how to fire this one.

[ostavil]

I wouldn't mind taking you to the gun range. It still doesn't count as a date, though.

[evite]

says who? better homes and gardens circa 1942?

[ostavil]

Dates are where you bring a girl flowers and buy her dinner. Don’t they still do that here?

[evite]

i'm sure they do. in theory, anyway. i can't say i have any experience with that kind of thing.

[ostavil]

You haven't dated the right men, then.

[evite]

considering my track record is nazi, dead, dead, questionable disappearance, and then a big span of zero... i'd say you're probably right

[ostavil]

Hydra really is everywhere, aren't they? Sam told me to get Tinder. I don't know what that is.

[evite]

it's an app where people pretend they want a relationship but they really want a meaningless hookup they don't have to talk to ever again

[ostavil]

Not what I'd like, then. Besides,
I don't know what age to put. I was born in 1917.

[evite]

bucky barnes, 103
singlehandedly (haha) keeping just for men in business

though you could stand to rock a little salt and pepper, i think. some people are into that sort of thing.

[ostavil]

I don't really...age in the normal way. You'd probably be dead before I got any gray in my hair, just saying. Going to have to live with how I look now.

[evite]

you'd be surprised.

[ her mother was immortal. inhuman dna's weird that way. ]