Bucky laughs, a warm rumble in his chest, and he traces little patterns on Wanda's skin. The idea of her changing the locks and making him sleep outside until he cut his hair is hilarious and he wonders if she would have the resolve to actually do it or if it's just a threat. He decides he doesn't want to find out.

"Well, as long as you'll keep doing my hair and I don't have to go to a stranger, then I'll keep it cut short. I don't trust anyone with sharp objects near me. Call me paranoid but I was a killer too long."

Bucky knows a million ways to kill someone and while he knows his imagination can come up with more things than the average person, he doesn't want to risk it.